Top 10 Untappd Micro Reviews of 2013

Beer geeks can be somewhat obsessive, and there was a time I used to write down what I’d drank in a notebook. When I discovered, that all changed.

In 2013, I posted 181 times on Untappd, describing and rating each beer I was drinking at the time. It allowed me to share the information with my readers on Twitter and Facebook, but more importantly it gave me a chance to write some of the weirdest similes I could dream up.

There are not just meaningless ramblings. Hidden in each is how I felt about the beer; sometimes the description is meant to hide a negative review and other times it just reflects what I was thinking about at the time. Each micro review holds a subtle hint about how the beer tasted.

I bring you my top 10 Untappd micro reviews of 2013:

10. Gerry Dog Stout by Big Elm Brewing – Like swimming in maple butter with Clifford the Big Brown Pancake.




bourbon cru

9. Bourbon Cru by Hardywood Park Craft Brewery – Like a wet liquor blanket on a plum raisin bed.

8. Biere De Mars by Southampton Publick House – Like a quiet robot from Planet Funk.

7. Brown Ale by Brooklyn Brewery – Like takin’ your best girl down to the malt shop and gettin’ a kiss.

6. Overseas Mail Octoberfest by Willimantic Brewing – Like a pile of crispy leaves drifting off gracefully into the smoke of the evening.

5. Bourbon Barrel Aged Lake Trout Stout by Sebago Brewing – Like being dragged through a forest from the back of a bacon truck.

4. Conniption Fit by Atwater Brewery – Like being enfolded in grandma’s bingo arms.




road 2 ruin

3. Road 2 Ruin Double IPA by Two Roads Brewing – Like a secret door behind the candy vending machine leading to pines.

2. Yin by Evil Twin Brewing – Like getting between Mike Tyson’s fist and his other fist.

1. Oberon Ale by Bell’s Brewery – Like the aunt you thought was bringing cake but only brought the plate.

For more, check out the list on the right-hand sidebar.

Happy New Year!

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